Being an adult
I hate it. Like, a lot.
Met some people from my USF CoP Class today...
and I seem to not hate them all… …yet.
Quote of right now.
“You’re really into using the black and white filter” “Yeah…it’s all I can see”
Say Goodbye To Once Upon a Time’s ‘Ruby’ Red... →
Super stupid!!!!!!!!!! I like all the new characters, but once is almost getting to big for itself. Move forward, but don’t forget your beloved past! Write more for Archie or granny, even a good gipetto story! So dumb.
Now there’s green light in my eyes, And my lover on my mind. And I’ll sing from that piano, tear my yellow dress and, Cry and cry and cry and, Over the love of you.
Fire pits, The Captain (Señor Morgan that is), and family. What’s better?
I am so incredibly into this move right now. I...
Rich girls don’t marry poor boys. Haven’t you heard Jay Gatsby? Rich...– Daisy Buchanan, The Great Gatsby (1974) Funny, because its one of the most popular quotes, yet it’s never once said in the book (I know. I learned by looking for it for 2 hours in high school looking for the page to site for an essay I was writing!)
some—chords: My mom seriously just walked into the kitchen to tell me that Honey Boo Boo’s mom is getting married to Sugar Bear. She was so proud of herself. Haha. Yay for Suga Bear and Mama June. THAT’S a celebrity wedding I want to see.
It's been 24 hours...
…and I still cannot believe I’m a college graduate!!!! Seriously people, we have college degrees now. WOWZA WOWZA WOWZA!!!!!!!
Facebook is so depressing for someone done with...
What people post: “Studying again…Club LIB!…Starbucks again…all nighter #3…did we ever even learn this?” What I read: “Blah blah blah wah wah cry….oh look a the time, need to grab me another margarita. Cheers to you suckers!”
8 hours 15 minutes
#Evil Regal Sunday. You know who you are.
Saturday night magaritas
Well its a pretty strong margarita. Actually I think its 1 part tequilla 1 part limeade. Who am I kidding. I’m drinking a cup of tequila basically in my room alone on a Saturday night. Woe is me.
I'm glad that if you're reading this, I dont have...
It was a magical mystical wonderful moment...kinda
Needless to say, I hit submit on my final test online, and with it, officially ended my Undergraduate Degree at USF. baBAM!
I will never laugh again when someone says a bad haircut ruined their day. I will not say “It’s just hair, it’ll grow back”. I will simply give you a longing embrace going “It’s ok, I now understand.”
A helping hand to the Unaccompanied Youth of...
Take that nightmare Thesis. You. Are. Done.
I'm so close to finishing my thesis...
…and all I can think about is the half a cake sitting in my fridge that I would attack with a fork if my roommates weren’t home to judge me.
What It’s Like To Be In College, As Told By Our... →
baking-bull: Seriously. Go look at it. The last gif. You bitch. Made me tear up too early in the morning.
…champagne toast party before graduation. Good idea? Bad idea? Would anyone come you think?
When my roommate flips the awkwardness back to...
(Talking about mock patient evaluations and appropriate bedside manner)
Me: So do you walk in and go "Ma'am, please take off all your clothes. It'll give me something to look at and make this much more enjoyable."
Ryan: Normally I just walk in the room, take off all my clothes, and say "Let's get this started."
I’m thinking of starting a new Tumblr page and naming it “Confessions from a Med-Student’s Roommate” where I just talk about all the weird ways I play patient to Mr. Make-Believe doctor. It’ll just be odd accounts of my physicals and pictures of the bruises I get from the little reflex hammer thingy.
Such internal conflict!
Im super cheap and therefore the thought of paying over $3 in delivery fees (with the tip and all) for a pizza drives me crazy. And I know I have pizza dough in my freezer, so I could have made my own pizza really. But I really wanted a meatlovers pizza tonight. And to get it from Pizza Hut was too expensive (again, cheapo supremo), so I settled for some other pizza place. AND GOT THE SMALLER...