Seriously, this had me dying! Anyone in school can totally say this speaks to them on a deeper level!!!
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.
May angels lead you in.
…I regret not having gone to culinary school.
In other news, I made so good-ass honey glazed donut bites tonight. Don’t hate!
I know, mind blown when I found out. Heres how:
Step 1: Buy the fried chicken.
Step 2: Make sure no one is home when you arrive
Step 3: Put that god-damn carton on you lap in front of a TV because you about to eat the entire thing. Saves water this way too.
Crazy how this little trick can save the environment in 1) refrigerator cooling costs (no leftovers to keep cold) 2) water usage (no plates to wash) 3) unemployment (cause you’ll need a personal trainer and/or therapist to talk about the problems you have).